I change my mind. I'm an adult already -- I hate my job.
Better Book Titles has provided this gem of a new title for Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
If this is how we measure adulthood, I am most assuredly an adult right now. I aspire to find a more childlike job where I can not feel this way on a nearly daily basis. Let's test librarianism -- soon.
